South American Explorers has introduced a new exclusive ($7,500) Membership category: Afterlife!!
Blurb excerpt: "...when you pass into the realm beyond, you will face eternity with serenity, assured of your Club's perpetual gratitude. You will know the true meaning of immortality as you return each year to preside at the annual Club bacchanal held in your honor. Imagine the envy of your fellow spirits when they witness this outpouring of affection and devotion to your revered memory, a blessed dividend..."

Interested, affluent souls can fly over to: http://www.saexplorers.org